I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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