Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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