Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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