I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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