Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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