I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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