There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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