So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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