I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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