The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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