On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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