your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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