Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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