your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Randomize
