Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Randomize
