real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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