so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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