He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
It's no shave November. This is our time.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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