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He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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