i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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