no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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