Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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