So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
i love accidental penises.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
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