ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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