Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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