gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
Randomize
