Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
you have to choose: penises or morals?
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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