I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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