Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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