jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
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