She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
My dick has a subreddit
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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