that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
ok first of all what the fuck
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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