And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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