Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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