she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Ladies don't puke and tell
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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