Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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