Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
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