u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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