Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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