I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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