drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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