no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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