would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
i love accidental penises.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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