Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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