Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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