for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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