problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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