So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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