I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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