Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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