White coat. Heels.
Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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