For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
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