i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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